"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

guldentusks:

and a round up of sketchbook bears

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

I just bought my brother a 1 lb bag. 

theheadlessgirl:

Nobody really wants Erwin’s job.

theheadlessgirl:

Nobody really wants Erwin’s job.

officialyaoi-hands:

thIS WAS THE BEST STORY EVER I CRIED WATCHING THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE

ya-ssui:

Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/

They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.

dweeb-lord:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

we get 2-4 inches of rain and this shit happens